Downtown Manzai

I found some old Manzai on Youtube. Can someone sub it?

[url:1yatzfg9]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1QKQMHZTJo&t=247s[/url:1yatzfg9]

[url:1yatzfg9]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=exR3T_GtHz8[/url:1yatzfg9]