3 word story

I know it might be odd, but I think it’ll get quite interesting ;D, rules are simple, a member posts 3 words and then another member replies and continue the phrase the previous member posted
e.x :
poster1 : he had a
poster 2 replies : heart attack today

and so on…

I’ll start

Kanzaki once went

to the church

to confessed sins

the pope said

throw it all out, son

whilst dealing bonbons

(btw 5 words, you’re cheating kanzaki! :devil: )

ends the story.

that was unfair

because there’s more

to tell you

until next time

in another life

I will eat

the shoes from

a rabid fisherman

with ponzu sauce

and silken tofu

then suddenly realize

oh my god

it is poop