Kenshirou

Just a short skit.

An attempt at a translation:
0:09 Matsumoto: お前はもう死んでいる。 - "You are already dead."
0:14 Imada: Sounds like （お/こ/ご）めないそうこれ。 I don’t know what (o/ko/go)menai is exactly, but I suspect its along the lines of "Hey, this looks broken."
0:18 Imada: どうした？なんでこれ・・・ - "What happened/why did this happen?"
0:19 Mastumoto: ロー・・・ - Just a noice, "roooh…".
0:20 Imada: Standard tsukkomi. だまろ。何しとんでこら。 "Stop that/what are you doing?"
0:22 Imada: そうじしとんでおれ。 - ???
0:23 Imada: ちょっとこっちこい。 - "Come over here for a minute."
0:27 Matsumoto: 体はいや！ - "My body doesn’t want to!/I won’t give you my body(?)"
0:29 Imada: ???
0:30 Imada: お前が潰したやろう。 "You broke it, didn’t you?"
0:32 Imada: なにちちりはかそんでお前は！ - ???
0.37 Imada: ええから、何してんでお前は、早おう。 - "Come on, what are you doing, hurry up."
0:40 Matsumoto: 体はいや！ - "My body doesn’t want to!/I won’t give you my body(?)"
0.41 Imada: Sounds like 違うおい！ - "Hey, you’re mistaken!"

The title refers to the main protagonist of a manga, "Fist of the North Star".

I gave it a shot. I’m unsure of my translations. So feel free to correct them.

0:09 Matsumoto: お前はもう死んでいる。 - "You are already dead."
0:14 Imada: おめえなにしとんこれ "Hey, what the hell are you doing?"
0:18 Imada: 潰したんか？潰したんかおめえこれ？ "You smashed this? Did you smash this?"
0:19 Mastumoto: ラオウー! "(Discovered you) Raou-!" Notice: Raou is the greatest rival of Kenshiro in an anime Hokuto no Ken(北斗の拳).
0:20 Imada: だれがラオウや、掃除しとんねんやこれ。 "Who the fuck is Raou? I’ve been cleaning.(or I’m a cleaner!) Understand?"
0:22 Imada: 掃除しとんねんやこれー！ I’ve been cleaning!(or I’m a cleaner!) Understand?!
0:23 Imada: ちょっとこっちこい。ちょっとこい - "Come over here. Come on."
0:27 Matsumoto: 体はいや！ - "I won’t sell my body!"
0:29 Imada: 弁償してもらう、つぶれた・・・ "You should pay for it. It was broken… "
0:30 Imada: お前が潰したんやろう。 "You broke it, didn’t you?"
0:32 Imada: なに乳ではさんどんねんおい！ "Why are you putting my hand between your titties, you shit."
0.37 Imada: ええから、こいって、お前ははよう。 - "Anyway, come on. You, hurry up"
0:40 Matsumoto: 体はいやーん！ - "I won’t sell my body anyways!"
0.41 Imada: ああ、違うわおい！ - "Shit, I don’t mean it"

Thanks a lot!