17th (Skateboard)

Gaki no Tsukai #540 (2000.12.10)
17th Matsumoto Challenge Skateboard

Subtitles by: Black Gaki

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Subbed Version download:

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No subs on this higher quality veoh video:

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Is a download available for the subbed videos?

Thanks

Here’s the episode in Pandora.

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Is the subbed version still available for download or has it been lost?

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Quality: meh
Subbed: no

[url=http://www.mediafire.com/?mzojfjzzdnu:x3yhmonu]PART ONE[/url:x3yhmonu]
[url=http://www.mediafire.com/?ydnzxjnz4t1:x3yhmonu]PART TWO[/url:x3yhmonu]

Hi Guys, Since I am having such problems with sharing stuff, i have shared the contents of the SRTs below.
Simply Paste the contents into a blank txt file (eg. [color=#FF0000:1wopeh3x]Ittsuji Shopping, Part 1.txt[/color:1wopeh3x]) .
Rename that file to .srt (eg. [color=#FF0000:1wopeh3x]Ittsuji Shopping, Part 1.srt[/color:1wopeh3x])
Make sure that your video file is of the same name (eg. [color=#FF0000:1wopeh3x]Ittsuji Shopping, Part 1.flv[/color:1wopeh3x])
Play it in Media Player Classic/VLC etc… and it should show you some subs…

GRANTED you may not have the same video files as I did when i downloaded these subs,
Im sure some kind person could utilize these and place them correctly into a new file.
[color=#FF0000:1wopeh3x]ONCE AGAIN, THESE ARE NOT MY SUBS. All credit goes to the original subber [/color:1wopeh3x]
In this case according to Inquiti… Its most likely Black Gaki.

Below is Matsumoto’s Skateboard Challenge, Part 1

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Yamazaki and Cocorico wait for Downtown

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But only this man came…

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  • Good Morning - Who’s that?
  • Its Hamada-San

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Its hard to smoke like that hey?
It looks hard

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You know whats going on when i wear this right?

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-Sure, How many times have we done this?
-At this point I shouldn’t have to say.

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For Matsumoto, who wanted to break the high jump record…

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Hamada, Yamazaki and Cocorico teamed up in Kuroko outfits and lifted him 2.5m over the bar.

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Next he wanted to perform 3 revolutions on the high
bar…

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Once again the 4 became Kurokos to help.

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They performed a triple revolution on the high bar.

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What will Matsumoto want this time?

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-What does he want to do?
-Watch this.

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Thats impressive, we cant do anything like that.

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Backside grab, shifty frontside 540 air*

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-I have no idea what that means!
-Me either!

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Well Matsumoto wants to do that

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Its a turn and a half

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-All that in the air?
-I guess, go up, spin, come back.

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And its not that…

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He says he wants to do 2.5 spins, the move would be called…

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Backside grab… Shifty Frontside 900 air!

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To help Matsumoto…

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Hamada became a Kuroko

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Matsumoto’s 2.5 midair revolutions on a skateboard challenge!

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Did you go to some sideshow on sunday?

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Cool outfit!

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Is it possible to do this with you dumbasses?

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-He’s angry
-HEY!

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-You know what we gotta do?
-Yeah

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-Whats it called?
-Your reading

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You’re reading the katakana

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Backside grab, shifty frontside 900 air.

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-Yes, now you say it.
He’s reading it.

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Get is in your thick skulls.

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-Got it in your brain?
-Of course you halfwit!

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-What is it?
-OWW!

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Today, please cooperate, dont go limp!

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Put some energy in it!

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I thought about it, and I may make you guys feel he’s giving up…

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But if we do bad today, someone may get injured.

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I want to make it down safely.

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Let’s do our best, and stop me from lying down.

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Hold the shoulders! Straighten his feet!..

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-Watch out!
-One more time!

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Its his legs, they’re not attached to the board!

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Lets strap on his feet!

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  • Board with shoes attached.
    Next a rope to lift him.

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Gotta lift him more…

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Theres a limit to how much we can pull here.

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Matsumoto-san!

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Probably couldn’t lift him with a thin rope.
Thats probably why this is so much work.

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Won’t it be faster to ask the guy with the ropes?

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Going to apologize*

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He is applying for a present from Georgia’s "There’s always a sweater" campaign

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You look worried.

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Yeah something’s bothering me.

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From the start i said don’t let anyone get injured.

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From the first attempt I’m aching.

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What are you guys? Hoodlums?

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If you straighten up, then we can do the move.

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I wanted to…
But i can’t when you say it like that!

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  • I don’t understand.
  • I can’t when you say it like that!

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  • Something’s coming out of his nose…
  • It’s true

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One more chance!
only one more time.
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Below is Matsumoto’s Skateboard Challenge, Part 2


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Matsumoto gives it another try.

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Lets do it

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Ah he can escape off the sides,
lets try again

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Oh man, he’s staring. He’s starting right at me.

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Don’t let go

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He gets angry and leaves

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But we were close there.

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What happened? he looked angry

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Going to apologize

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Matsumoto is reading Natsumi Ogawa’s "Welcome back" *

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Tell him the excuse

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Sorry for interrupting

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  • What do you want to do?
  • What did we want to do?

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He wants to go up spin 2.5 times and come back.

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You never said anything about a surfboard did you?
That surprised me, I thought "What is that?"

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Why am i leaving this up to them

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And the first time you pulled i nearly broke my ribs.
You saw the video right?

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In a place where a cool, "Rock" image flows naturally…

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… doing something like that is amazing. Whats wrong with you guys?

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Saying stuff like "Dont let go" in Kansai dialect.

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  • Use Normal Japanese
  • Kansai is no good

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This time they will try to spread the coolness.
Matsumoto’s 3rd attempt

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What is that?

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Rhonrad wheel excerciser

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  • Are the feet secured? The feet.
  • The feet are fine, they are attached.

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Let’s go!

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Impossible! This is impossible!

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Wait Wait a second!

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He leaves again.

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Matsumoto gets interviewed by a journalist

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What? A foreigner?
Its an interview.

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I understand

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We don’t know if we did something wrong before…

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Because you think you can do anything with me I feel uneasy.

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  • What was that round thing?
  • A Rhonrad wheel

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The grips weren’t working, so you had to tape my hands there.

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  • I couldn’t hold on, except with my fingers.
    WHY put me through that terror?

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  • I understand
  • This shouldn’t be part of the interview

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I do want to give up… but … if I stopped like this, you’d look pitiful… at least more than I.

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Because I think you’ll have trouble sleeping tonight…I’ll do it one more time.

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  • I’ll do my best
  • I understand.

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  • Let’s do it
  • Okay

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He has now jumped once

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He’s gone to that side, now he’s coming back.

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Now he’s back

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Once… Twice… 3 times … Lets send him down now.

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Matsumoto Success!!

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  • Thank you!
  • I guess it’s possible if I did it.

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Next time is synchronized swimming.
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subbed or not, matsumoto challenge series are so funny :bow: